The rock 'n' roll chicken, he had to go away
We moved him out last night to where he now will stay
He got annoying, he got too loud
For a minute there we all were proud, we were all proud

He lost against his will to one of the same kind
A modernized brother both found right at Christmas time He had a mission to wake us up on time
For a while there he was all mine, he was all mine

His hands did much more than simply play guitar
They told us what time it was much like the morning star

He didn't need no sex or drugs, just a little rock 'n' roll
He sang his heart out oh so much
That it finally took it's toll
Close to perfection for which he always strives
For a while there he touched our lives
He's on a mission to wake us up on time
For a minute there he was all mine, he was all mine